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Joke of the Day

"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."

"Misanthropy I joined the local misanthropes society but none of the other members like me."

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? Having to sit at the back of the oven with the rest of the dirty niggers."

"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."

"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."

"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. Lesson: If you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning."

"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."

"Stephen Hawking is going to hell... ... because there's only a stairway to heaven."

"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."

"A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said ""tips appreciated"""