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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."

"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."

"Huz and kids want to go to waffle house for breakfast but I didn't even remember to pack our bullet proof vests."

"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""

"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."

"I'm not letting anyone into my head until I've cleaned up the place."

"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""

"She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !"