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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."

"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."

"And then the God said: ""Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"""

"If I ever meet someone who's been in a coma since 2004, I'm trying to sell them a USB drive for $150."

"Where does a pirate keep his gold? In his treas-arrrr chest!"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"

"One problem with autocorrect is that you always end up posting some thong that you didn't Nintendo."

"How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids"

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"