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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."

"What did the jew post to the nazi subreddit? r/roastme"

"I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady..."

"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. His protest was legendary."

"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."