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Joke of the Day
"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"
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"I like my women like I like my whisky... 22 years old and mixed with coke."
"Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate."
"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"
"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."
"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"
"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."
"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""
"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."