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Joke of the Day
"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"
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"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"
"A policeman just knocked on the door. He said, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident..."" I said ""Yes but she has a great personality!"""
"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"
"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"
"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."
"BREAKING NEWS: New iPad Will Do Same Sh*t other iPads Already Do!"
"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"
"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"