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Joke of the Day
"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"
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"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."
"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"
"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"
"The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source You know, 'cause it was a pilot light"
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". Stupid firemen."
"Dear Sir / Madam... Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
"They say money doesn't grow on trees But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week"
"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"