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Joke of the Day
"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."
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"""God damn it son. I'm not made out of honey!"" - Father bee to son bee."
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"Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise ""change."""
"After A Game ""We kicked their asses!"" ""Yeah, we rectum."""
"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."
"""please human with me"" - bear"
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"New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. <3"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."