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Joke of the Day
"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."
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"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
"A tree falls on my kitchen, who's dead? My wife, if she doesn't clean that shit up."
"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."
"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"
"What spice is guaranteed to make your girlfriend walk out on you? Bay Leaves"
"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."
"Why are muscles poisonous? Because my biceps are killer."
"I was going to commit seppuku the other day. But I didn't have the guts to go through with it."
"""Hello flight 56 if you hear me rock your wings.."" ""OK TOWER IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"""