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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."

"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"

"""I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT"" - Guy who named the sweater."

"My new year's resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated."

"Just donated a kidney. Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box."

"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."

"If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions."

"I work to buy a car to go to work."

"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."