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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."

"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."

"My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom."

"Put a load into the dryer and had to twist every dial to correct setting. I won't lie to you: it made me feel like a Space Captain"

"Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries? It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming"

"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"