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Joke of the Day

"""I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT"" - Guy who named the sweater."

"Three legged dog Did you hear about the three legged dog that walked into the bar looking for the man that shot his paw."

"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."

"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("

"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."

"Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic."

"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"