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Joke of the Day
"My new year's resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated."
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"You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."
"I used to be an adventurer until I took a knee to the arrow"
"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."
"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""
"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."
"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."
"Having gay parents must be horrible ... ... you either get twice as much of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""