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Joke of the Day
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
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"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"
"What do you call a homeless college student? A philosophy major"
"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"
"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"
"Consuming alcoholic beverage is prohibited in my office! So I sit down with root beer on a square table sometimes."
"So I called an Indian restaurant They didn't take my reservation."
"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."
"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."
"Responding to every question with ""deez nuts"" has alienated everyone close to me, but it has been worth it"