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Joke of the Day
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
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"I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton."
"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"
"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."
"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."
"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"
"Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West? He was afraid of Chemo-sabe."
"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""