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Joke of the Day

"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."

"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."

"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""

"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"

"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."

"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."

"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."

"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."

"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"

"[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year ....... sorry I'll see myself out."