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Joke of the Day

"I would share a joke that my friend in prison sent me in a letter... But I don't like to quote out of con text."

"What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!"

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get into my own pants."

"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"

"It's impossible to run in campsites. You can only ran. Because it's past tents."

"Writing a personal ad. So far I have: Has all own teeth"

"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."

"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."

"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."

"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"