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Joke of the Day
"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
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"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"
"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"
"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."
"[backstage at GOP debate] AIDE: Mr. Trump needs his hair. CAT: I'm puking as fast as I can."
"What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham"
"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"
"Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted."