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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."
Next Joke
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1."
"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."
"What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce."
"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."
"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot."
"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""