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Joke of the Day
"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."
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"A suicide bomber, a member of an ethnic minority, my girlfriend, a priest, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender says ""What is this, /r/Jokes?"""
"What's the difference between Obama and god? God doesn't think he's Obama."
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