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Joke of the Day
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."
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"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."
"Dad joke- Car sick. I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says ""I think i'm getting car sick"". Her dad says, ""Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick""."
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride a bike?"
"The first rule of Yacht Club is you need a membership and a boat."
"Apparently, I've got Rationalitis. I wouldn't know if it weren't for the check-up; it's asymptotic."