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Joke of the Day

"A time traveler walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"Shaving your head when you're going bald is the ultimate ""You can't fire me, I quit."""

"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"

"He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid"

"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."

"After retiring from the sport, a snooker player takes up camera work... The director gets a shock when he tells him to make sure his cues are good or he might as well shove them up his backside."

"I froze some paint today. Now it's just one solid color."