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Joke of the Day

"A time traveler walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"""the names bond, james bond"" [5 min later] STARBUCKS BARISTA: i gota frappe for borbjorbple"

"Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys."

"1. Bang knee on table - curse life. 2. Check credit card balance. 3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table."

"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: I'm just gonna nap for an hour then"

"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"

"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"

"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."

"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."