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Joke of the Day
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
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"At least in 4 years we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision."
"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"
"I run and I run and I run and I run but I don't go anywhere. What am I? A third-party candidate in the U.S."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
"Who makes the music for the Marvel movies? The Avengers Ensemble."