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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."

"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"

"Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie... ... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."

"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"

"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"

"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"

"At a recent meeting at the Vatican the pope joked ""I've never seen so many priests in one room"" I guess he's never been to a kids party then"

"What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls"

"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"

"Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!"