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Joke of the Day

"Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living."

"Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk? It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear"

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"I was watching the super bowl And a hockey game broke out."

"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"

"What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish!"

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."

"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"

"They should put Prince on the $20 bill... They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It's ""The bill formerly known as a twenty."""