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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator? Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it."

"Studies show that fat men make better lovers than skinny men But my mate Esteban always breaks the bed when he tries!"

"We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober."

"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"

"therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but- me, with a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u"

"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"

"My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants."

"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."

"I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize."