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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."
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"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."
"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."
"Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"
"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"
"What does a German snake say? "
"To err is human... To not know what err means is American."
"How do you poison a hipster? Gluten"