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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"
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"Whoever named it a ""mobile"" phone obviously didn't anticipate me spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter."
"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system."
"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."
"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"
"Jesus: He who is without sin may cast the first stone *guy with no legs throws rock* Jesus: Seriously? ""You said 'without shins,' right?"""
"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."