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Joke of the Day
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."
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"What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick."
"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"
"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
"my sex life is a lot like the bible mostly imaginary and with not much chance of a sequel"
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"
"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."
"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."
"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"