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Joke of the Day
"Half of reddit is shut down. In unrelated news, productivity rises nation-wide"
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"why do nice girls always go for the assholes? I don't even like pegging."
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth"
"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."
"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"
"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The cock came first."
"A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out. Passing the armed guard she smiled and said ""You can go home now."""
"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."
"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."