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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."
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"If God doesn't want us to masturbate... then why does he always make one sock disappear in the dryer?"
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"
"When I was a kid I put paper in an oven to get it to burn... ...but the knob only went up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit."
"To add to the death toll in Paris, this post was enough. She thinks 9/11 is November http://imgur.com/WmkIubI"
"Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance? Nobody. He was too 'Freud."
"I thought my date had big man hands... until I realized I was sitting in the wrong seat in the theater after coming back from the restroom"
"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"
"Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did."
"I think the government caused all the snow in the South Cause I'm Snowden"