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Joke of the Day

"I only drink Smart Water now. I think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie."

"Pants Up Don't Loot"

"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"What's all pent-up and missing a cunt? Chelsea Manning."

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it."

"Let stand in microwave for 2 minutes.' Hah. Yeah, like I make microwave dinners because I'm patient."

"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"