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"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."
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"My favorite thing to do with 4 midget hookers ...is have a threesome."
"""Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"" ""Yeah and I found the perfect thing."" ""What thing is that?"" ""Nothing!"""
"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."
"[First date] Her: i'm a criminal lawyer, what do you do? Me: really, well it just so happens that I... (trying to impress her) ...am a criminal"
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man."
"Trump is not going to be president of the USA for long He will leave the country for a younger and more beautiful one."
"Where do you find a one legged dog? NSFW Wherever you fucking left him"
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
"I've recently been diagnosed as delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first Reddit gold, people!"