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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"

"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."

"If all else fails, pretend you don't speak English."

"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon"

"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"What do you tell an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."

"Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now"