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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"

"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."

"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"

"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."

"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"

"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"

"Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter."

"Saw a guy masturbating on the bus today... Where does he get off?!? (credit to Hampton Yount)"

"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"