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Joke of the Day
"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"
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"A magician says to his wife to 'Pick a card. Any card.' She takes his credit card and leaves."
"""So where are you from?"" - I'm a Liberian ""Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?"""
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."
"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"
"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""
"Told my wife that joining the Mile High Club is on my bucket list. She said she didn't give a flying fuck."
"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"
"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."