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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"
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"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool"
"I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall. I thought of having them. Nails always come in handy."
"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere..."
"By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"