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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one was As-salted."

"Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements."

"What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D"

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"