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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"Doctor: ""Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!"" Kate: ""I'm pregnant?!"" Doctor: ""No. You have a tapeworm."""

"Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream ""NOT TODAY SATAN!"""

"Why do soccer players not play in the rain? It makes their makeup run."

"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."

"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."

"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."

"The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked."