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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] My favorite sex act is the JFK... I love blowing my man's head off."

"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"Just had curried pelican for lunch... Not bad, but the bill was enormous."

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs"

"I had a near death experience and I saw heaven. There were people screaming and there was fire everywhere."

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."