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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"How can a room full of couples be empty? There wasn't a single person in there."

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped."

"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."

"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."