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Joke of the Day

"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."

"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"

"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"I saw my ex getting jumped at a party 3 people started beating her up, so I decided to help out...that bitch didn't stand a chance against the 4 of us."

"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"

"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"

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