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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen mothballs? How'd you get their tiny legs open?"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"

"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."

"*I* actually went through with a threesome. There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"THE MERMAID WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEASHELLS? BECAUSE SHE GREW OUT OF HER B-SHELLS !!! BADA BUM !!!"

"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"

"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""

"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."