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Joke of the Day
"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."
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"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
"What was Hitler's favorite TV show? The Price is Reich"
"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"
"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."
"Sometimes I make up raps about the mortgage brokers and escrow officers I work with in case one of these mother fuckers tries to battle me."
"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media."
"Giant methane storm on Uranus. It just a really bad fart."
"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."