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Joke of the Day

"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."

"[Interview] CEO: Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm? GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:"

"My buddy just came over with his eyebrows waxed... The light had them shining so much it looked like both of his eyes just came up with the best idea."

"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."

"What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"

"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."