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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"
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"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."
"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."
"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"
"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"
"Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?"
"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"
"How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded."
"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"