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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"Knock knock... **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Interrupting Cow.** Interrupting Cow who? **Moo...... FUCK!**"
"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."
"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."
"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."
"Tomorrow is Saturday... ...that means i only have to worry about work, i don't have to actually be there."
"Whats white and likes to shoot? Kevin Nash"
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"Did you hear about the med student caught picking up hookers? He claimed he was studying whore moans."