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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"
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"What was Hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? In Nazi's!"
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."
"There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things."
"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."
"Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap"
"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."
"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."