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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"
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"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."
"FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food."
"[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)"
"A man asked his wife ""what would you do if i won the lottery?"" She said ""take half and leave your ass."" ""Good,"" he replied. I won twelve dollars, here's six, now get out."""
"Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable."
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds."
"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"