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Joke of the Day

"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"

"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"

"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."

"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."

"On your resume under skills it says pickpocket? Is that right? (interviewer looks up) (he is wearing only underwear and I'm gone)"

"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"