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Joke of the Day

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."

"Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste."

"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""

"Why does the number 288 not come up in polite conversation? Because it's two gross."

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."

"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."

"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"

"What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D."