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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"

"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."

"If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win? Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me."

"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."

"What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble."

"Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad... But I'm going to take a shot at it."

"My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship."

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"

"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"

"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"