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Joke of the Day
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."
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"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."
"Why does Z hate being at the end of the alphabet? Because he spends all day with a Y's ass."
"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes..."
"No coffee in the pantry this morning so I had to go outside and show my dick to a cop to get the old motor running."
"How does a crazy person get out of the woods? They take the psychopath."
"Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact."
"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."
"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"
"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."