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Joke of the Day
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
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"How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!"
"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""
"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"
"Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. ""Would you like that toasted?"" What? ""Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."""
"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."
"""Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"""