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Joke of the Day
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
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"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"
"My mom said if I don't stop using reddit she will bang my head on keyboard But I know she will never do that because she loves medssxcvnklkjfsaarfscnnlknvdgjjbcfggukkfrhhvvvrrjbzddsazvbdwjjhguoiufde"
"What makes teaching gender studies so great ? ready pool of girls with daddy issues"
"My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished."
"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."
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"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"
"When your prospective father-in-law asks:""Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?"" Do NOT say:""Because I am tired of using my own"""