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Joke of the Day

"What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed"

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab."

"What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat."

"What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood? That's a huge axe man!"

"pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary"

"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."

"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""

"To err is human... To not know what err means is American."

"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."