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Joke of the Day

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab."

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."

"Some lemons just handed me a life."

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean. Hard of hearing the man asks, ""come again?"" She responds, ""No, it's yogurt"""

"9% Smarter Why are men 9% smarter after sex? They were plugged into a Genius."

"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"

"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""