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Joke of the Day

"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it"

"What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute? A cockerel says cock-a-doodle-do. Whereas a prostitute says any-cock-will-do."

"I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress."

"Don't forget to check your backseat for murderers! Haha! No, but seriously bring me a coke it's hot in here."

"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"

"A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office... He gets examined and the doctor says, ""you have a cataract."" The guy replies, ""No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."""

"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."

"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"

"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."